Al Pacino Just Turned 77 Years Old, Still Grabbing Handfuls Of Tit From His 40 Years Younger Chick During A Stroll On The Beach

TMZ – Al Pacino is feeling great at 77, but apparently his hot girlfriend’s boob feels even better.

Al was down in Mexico Tuesday celebrating his birthday with [38-year-old] gf Lucila Sola … who’s just about 40 years younger than Al. Looks like he’s totally tuned in to her.

During a stroll down the beach, Al snuck in a feel — or maybe he was trying to regain his balance. Hard to say.

Now listen, I won’t say every guy should be dating someone 40 years younger. In fact, Paul Lo Duca’s guidance during the Cuckcycle situation to never date a chick young enough to actually be your daughter is a good one. You lose your virginity at 15, a solid 15-year spread in ages is what you can do. But when you’re Al fucking Pacino, Jack Nicholson, or DiCaprio in thirty years, that sort of aging gracefully doesn’t apply. This is Michael Corleone, Lieutenant Vincent Hanna, Coach Tony D’Amato getting himself a little MILFy-but-still-young-for-an-80-year-old-man ass and titties. The rules are not a factor. He just turned 77 yesterday and he’s out there living his life to the fullest, any sense of decorum can go screw. I want to see Al Pacino happy, even if he’s decided to stop wishing the same for me watching the last ten years of his movies.

And for as much shit as guys dating substantially younger chicks may get, how can you see the glee in Al Pacino’s face in these pics and not want some of that for yourself? Sure the average Joe likely isn’t pulling quality four decade-younger tail and frolicking on a pristine beach at 77, but any version of that sounds better than sitting at home and waiting for either yourself or your significant other to die since you’ve got nothing to talk about after being married 50 years. All I’m saying is this when you want wisdom, you turn to Al Pacino and it doesn’t just apply to his character’s monologues.